CURRENTLY TRENDING!

Strapadictomy is apparently ‘all the rage’ with the morton forum bum boys and seems that ROUSSELLE has been renting too!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!

 

PAMPERS GORDON

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‘People’s Champion’, real life loser, and closet bum boy ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s fantasy life has once again been highlighted on the Morton Forum.

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MORE SOON FOLKS WITH AN UPDATE ON THE NEW STADIUM SCHEME.

 

 

 

COCKY WEE PIG!

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Strapadictomy has taken the Morton Forum bum boys by storm, with PORKY PAUL Johnstone the latest to don ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s gear!

Perhaps Dr.Strange or his cretinous bearded companion will be next –

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– and God forbid that the craze catches on with the Morton Trust committee or are they too busy preparing for their EIGHT MONTHS OVERDUE 2018 A.G.M? 

HI ALLAN

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Yesterday Police Scotland allegedly swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body had been discovered in the boot of a taxi. It is understood that an arrest may be imminent!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!

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JEALOUS JOHN!

 

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Just when you thought ‘Johnny Liar’ Black would ride Christine all the way through the pearly gates, it appears that he’s a closet knob jockey.

Allegedly, on a recent undercover trip to Inverclyde to update the Bum Boys on his ‘Harry’ dossier,  the Clane Clouseau donned VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s kit to squeals of pleasure from PORKY PAUL Johnstone!

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Strapadictomy beckons!

Elsewhere, Police Scotland have swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body was discovered in the boot of a taxi.

Finally, having received complimentary tickets for Saturday’s match at Inverness, Mortonjag and LinwoodTON intend to catch up on a few old friends.

MORE SOON FOLKS.

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