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COCKY WEE PIG!

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Strapadictomy has taken the Morton Forum bum boys by storm, with PORKY PAUL Johnstone the latest to don ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s gear!

Perhaps Dr.Strange or his cretinous bearded companion will be next –

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– and God forbid that the craze catches on with the Morton Trust committee or are they too busy preparing for their EIGHT MONTHS OVERDUE 2018 A.G.M? 

HI ALLAN

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Yesterday Police Scotland allegedly swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body had been discovered in the boot of a taxi. It is understood that an arrest may be imminent!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!

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JEALOUS JOHN!

 

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Just when you thought ‘Johnny Liar’ Black would ride Christine all the way through the pearly gates, it appears that he’s a closet knob jockey.

Allegedly, on a recent undercover trip to Inverclyde to update the Bum Boys on his ‘Harry’ dossier,  the Clane Clouseau donned VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s kit to squeals of pleasure from PORKY PAUL Johnstone!

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Strapadictomy beckons!

Elsewhere, Police Scotland have swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body was discovered in the boot of a taxi.

Finally, having received complimentary tickets for Saturday’s match at Inverness, Mortonjag and LinwoodTON intend to catch up on a few old friends.

MORE SOON FOLKS.

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THE GREEDY PIG!

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This abomination is no more a fans’ website than the People’s Friend is a hardcore porn ‘mag’!

Home to a few angst ridden clots lacking the wit to see through Crawford Rae, it’s merely a snakepit for anger management. When the resident reptiles  run out of venom for their latest victim, advertising revenue plummets!

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ONE SOLITARY POSTING IN TWENTY FOUR HOURS!

The site is operated by failed website designer, racist troll, and greedy pig PORKY PAUL Johnstone, but when those ad-clicks drop, PORKY may still depend on bum-chum ROUSELLE for rapid uplift!

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MORE SOON FOLKS AFTER TODAY’S SCOTTISH CUP TIE! :thumbsdown

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