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A MESSAGE FROM MORTONJAG.

This blog was incepted when Mortonjag was ostracised from the Greenock Morton fans’ forum for questioning the actions of the Greenock Morton Supporters’ Trust Committee following the Stars of ’79 event.

The Greenock Morton Supporters’ Society is now dead – killed by the self serving arrogance of successive chairmen. That is a salient lesson for all Morton fans.

Think seriously before lending support to those who purport to represent your best interests.

Nick Robinson is now involved with the Morton Club Together funds, and Nick Robinson is a criminal(CLICK!).

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ONCE A TROLL – ALWAYS A TROLL!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club (CLICK) director’ (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted CLICK!

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum – ‘AH ONLY DONE IT ‘COS TOBY MADE ME’.

 

THE VERDICT

The tribunal jointly chaired by their Lordships Monkey and Fing unanimously found Mr. Johnstone.

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to life membership of the Brown Nosed Bum Boys Brigade and a shot of Toby’s bugle every Saturday evening.

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CAVEAT EMPTOR.

Anyone for an ‘Early Bird’ season ticket on the strength of a Three year Plan to honour my father a pack of lies?

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Crawford Rae is increasingly coming across as a contemptible liar – content to point a finger at unnamed ‘others’ while flagrantly destroying the last remnants of goodwill among a long suffering fan base at Greenock Morton.

Two decades past, in the wake of the Hugh Scott fiasco, some £120,000 was raised by trusting fans on the strength of promises from motormouth clowns like Stuart Duncan and Jim McColl. The subsequent self-destruction of the Greenock Morton Supporters’ Trust has been fully documented on this blog.

Meanwhile, history looks set to repeat itself as another self-promoting motormouth pleads for even MORE dosh to lay at the master’s feet! A fool and his money are easily parted!

Until the last remnants of the Rae dynasty with its associated reptilian sycophancy have been purged from Cappielow, Greenock Morton is doomed to fail.

CAVEAT EMPTOR!

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IS THE MORTON TRUST REALLY DEAD?

Poor Auld Nick. He all but killed the Morton Trust to cement his position up Douglas Rae’s arse, and then the old fud ‘pegged it’! According to recent  pond life pontifications on The Morton Forum, ‘his’ Trust has done the same – though the F.C.A.’s site tells an entirely different story of criminal neglect by current Chairman Allan Feeney and his acolytes.

Meanwhile Dunco the Clown, Periscope Morrison, and a few other deluded clots have employed an unknown ‘frontman’ to plead for yet MORE hard earned cash from long suffering fans!

GREENOCK MORTON UNDER THE RAES IS FARCE!

 

GREENOCK MORTON SUPPORTERS’ TRUST – R.I.P!

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With an impending A.G.M., Morton F.C. Chairman Crawford Rae has been forced to ‘come clean’.

The club is being cynically sold down the river by a ‘poor little rich kid’, content to hang blame on lesser shareholders for his selfish abandonment of his father’s dream. What price honesty?

Such shameful behaviour from the man who scared off Ray McKinnon comes as  no surprise to the perceptive!

Meanwhile Scottish Farmer’s favourite troll PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE has emerged from Nick Robinson’s arsehole to stab the criminal director in the back.

The inveterate fat troll appears more interested in ‘ad clicks’ than Greenock Morton!

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Nonetheless, ROUSSELLE’S chubby bum-chum makes a valid point, as the present dilemma surely merits a statement from the G.M.S.T., but none will be forthcoming as the Trust has been strangled by successive self-seeking chairmen – perjurer Stuart Duncan and criminal Nick Robinson.

As for current Chairman – Allan Feeney –

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WHO KILLED THE MORTON TRUST?

It’s still advertised on the main Greenock Morton F.C. website but the fans’ trust is DEAD – killed by a big fat TOAD who is now murdering the club itself with crazy budgetary constraint while millionaire owner Crawford Rae makes more money and sweeties – clearly giving not a fuck about Morton F.C!

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The Trust members voted with their feet and the same is now happening down Sinclair Street way while PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE, POOFY VAN BUMSHAFTEN and other Rae apologists sook toadstool, and the forum pondlife agonise over the fate of a hapless manager lumbered with broken cast offs and bargain basement jobbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEMORIES!

Mortonjag’s readers are sincerely invited to examine this email which was sent to the ‘new’ Greenock Morton Supporters’ Trust committee prior to a watershed meeting on 24th June 2010.

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On the advice of proven perjurer Stuart Duncan and criminal Greenock Morton F.C. director Nick Robinson, the committee  immediately severed communication with Mortonjag, and embarked on a long wild goose chase which culminated in Greenock Sheriff Court almost seven years later, with the Trust in tatters and some £4,000 worse off!

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Chris may still honour that promise if he ever emerges from under his criminal mentor’s skirts at the Greenock Morton Community Trust!

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Mr. Robinson’s professionalism  must NOT be called into question! Presumably it was an evil impostor who shared many unsolicited personal messages with NON-TRUST members like ‘Dave’….

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…. and made this ludicrous posting on the fans’ message board around the same time!

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Almost four years later, and with his deplorable Trust Deed scam in place, Nasty Nick thought he was untouchable!

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Perhaps he should have read Mortonjag’s email first! 

The ‘Stars of ’79’ comedy show would be incomplete without wee Johnny Cobra and his team of undercover agents.

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MR. TOAD ‘BUMS HIS LOAD’!

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Criminal Greenock Morton director Nick Robinson is a rare visitor to the fans’ forum those days, but immediately after his fatally flawed ‘G.M.S.T. v Gallacher’ was dismissed by the court last May, and assisted by a few deluded minions, he proceeded to ‘bum his load’ on the message board!

Responding to member LinwoodTON’s assertion that the Trust had lost its case, he risibly alleged:

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The Trust lost the case when Sheriff Hall dismissed the action in Mr. Gallacher’s favour! Unsurprisingly, the membership has never been ‘circulated’ – either with details of the outcome, or regarding the estimated £4.000 splurged on Robinson’s immoral and unsanctioned folly.

Encouraged by the inflammatory postings of a tiny trolling minority, the shameless Morton director moved up a gear!

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That was obtuse!

In June 2016, ‘The Trust’ insisted that the case went to a ‘proof’ hearing, when Mr. Gallacher simply wished dismissal with due expenses!

Bolstered by abusive postings from his semi-intelligent ‘clique’ comrades, Robinson then attempted to justify the unconscionable submission of false evidence to the court….

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…. but unlike ‘Mr. Toad’,  LinwoodTON had been in court, where the reasons for the Sheriff’s comments were painfully obvious. 

Then followed this piece of ‘Comedy gold’!

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With Robinson STILL insisting that the case be ‘brought to trial’ in January 2017, Sheriff Hamilton ruled that the action be dismissed because the Trustee had already invalidated his unsubstantiated claim! Res judicata applied.

The Toadmeister wasn’t finished!

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PRICELESS!

Whilst all of his professional colleagues knew exactly where to look, the self-proclaimed ‘vastly experienced insolvency practitioner’ failed to consult the Edinburgh Gazette in November 2010 before raising his incompetent Small Claims action! In statutorily publicising the matter there, Jim Gallacher had complied fully with his obligations – a fact recently ratified in formal correspondence with the Accountant in Bankruptcy. 

Slick Nick had laughably fallen at the first hurdle, but he regretted nothing!

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For any still in doubt, ‘G.M.S.T. v Gallacher’ was dismissed because the Trustee invalidated an unsubstantiated claim submitted by Nick Robinson – purportedly acting for the membership of the G.M.S.T! 

Mr. Gallacher’s expenses were denied because Sheriff Hall was deceived by a dishonest account of the Trust Deed administration and of ‘due diligence’. He remains free to pursue for those rightful expenses.

Mortonjag presumes that Mr. Robinson’s fellow directors at Greenock Morton F.C. remain unaware of his criminal malpractice!

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MORE TOAD TWADDLE!

Mortonjag invites his ever growing readership to ponder the following scenario.

A ‘vastly experienced’ surgeon performs a long and complicated operation to remove a non-existent growth, before going to inordinate lengths to cover up his blunder. The patient never recovers.

For ‘surgeon’, read ‘insolvency practitioner’. For ‘growth’, read ‘debt’.

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Greenock Morton director Nick Robinson lied in order to obtain confidential documentation.

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‘Our debt’ was non-existent, something which Robinson knew full well!

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Mr. Gallacher successfully defended the action!

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Nick Robinson is a lying cunt!

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A simple retired G.P. with ‘psychiatric problems’ considered the application of insolvency law to a non – existent debt to be irrational. That was followed by blatant criminality (CLICK)!

FOOTNOTE – APRIL 2020

For any new to this blog who may be confused by the apparent complexity of Robinson’s failed Trust Deed scam, all that ever mattered was that Jim Gallacher did not owe the Trust a solitary penny. In simple terms that rendered the attempted application of insolvency law invalid – something which was ultimately confirmed by The accountant in Bankruptcy.