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GREENOCK MORTON FAN OF THE WEEK NO.5.

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The Monkey and Fing have no hesitation in awarding this week’s coveted ‘gong’ to greenockmorton.org’s very own ‘Porky’ Paul Johnstone, the chubby little ‘sales executive’ who regularly eschews professional standards for the sake of a few green dots from sniggering like-minded dolts.

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Although Porky insists he’s no racist, his ‘Mueslis’ may disagree, and should you venture to challenge, be prepared to endure the unmoderated squealing of a stuck pig!

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Racist or not, here are some of his favourite snapshots….

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….and finally, he’s off to Easdale for another evening’s boring by Rousselle Van Bumshaften! 

 

 

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£4759 IMMEDIATELY OR WE GO TO THE POLIS!

 

£4759 IMMEDIATELY OR WE GO TO THE POLIS!

 

FROM ‘THE TILLY’ (a few weeks later)

 A police probe into the alleged disappearance of thousands of pounds from a Morton fans’ fundraiser has ended in no charges being brought.

 Detective Inspector John Dearie, of Greenock CID, said: “We interviewed the individual at the centre of it and the end result is there will be no charges”.

 DI Dearie also confirmed his team had established a small shortfall in funds from the event, which was held in November to honour the famous Ton team from 30 years ago.

He said: “There is a shortfall of a small amount of cash but this is probably due to the haphazard way it was organised.

“The shortfall is not a significant sum and nowhere near the sums talked about initially – it could be accounted for by bad business practice.”

Today, Greenock Morton Supporters’ Trust said they were ‘extremely disappointed’ by events surrounding the charity night.

Chairman Stuart Duncan said: “We are extremely disappointed the Stars of 1979 evening – attended by 280 people – produced a deficit to the Supporters’ Trust of £1,600”.

 Meticulous Mr. Duncan’s original figure of £4759 melted like proverbial snow off a dyke after the Webbles’ attempted ‘stitch up’ had failed. Meticulous Mr. Duncan had been expecting £5000 for his ill fated football Academy!

 WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 

 

 

RE-PUBLISHED BY POPULAR DEMAND!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum – ‘AH ONLY DONE IT ‘COS TOBY MADE ME’.

 

THE VERDICT

The tribunal jointly chaired by their Lordships Monkey and Fing unanimously found Mr. Johnstone.

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to life membership of the Brown Nosed Bum Boys Brigade and a shot of Toby’s bugle every Saturday evening.

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ONCE A TROLL – ALWAYS A TROLL!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum – ‘AH ONLY DONE IT ‘COS TOBY MADE ME’.

 

THE VERDICT

The tribunal jointly chaired by their Lordships Monkey and Fing unanimously found Mr. Johnstone.

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to life membership of the Brown Nosed Bum Boys Brigade and a shot of Toby’s bugle every Saturday evening.

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COMING NEXT – PORKY GETS A NEW NEIGHBOUR!

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THE TRIBUNAL’S DECISION.

BUMSHAFTEN BOP!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum – ‘AH ONLY DONE IT ‘COS TOBY MADE ME’.

 

THE VERDICT

The tribunal jointly chaired by their Lordships Monkey and Fing unanimously found Mr. Johnstone.

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to life membership of the Brown Nosed Bum Boys Brigade and a shot of Toby’s bugle every Saturday evening.

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PORKY’S BIG BASH

The panic is over! Fanny Black was a no-show as expected (more of which later) and Gordon was so disgusted with the game that he stopped off at the Keystore on the way home!

Meanwhile there’s a big bash on at the Piggery tonight to celebrate a bumper week of ad clicks on the Morton Forum.

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MORE TOMORROW FOLKS!

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A STUNNING EXPOSE!

The Monkey and Fing are about to entertain an ever increasing readership with a stunning exposé relating to Renfrew and East Kilbride. In the meantime, please enjoy this ‘oldie’!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum.

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THE VERDICT

Unanimously found:

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to twelve months’ starvation diet.

 

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MORE ABOUT ‘JONESEY’ SOON FOLKS!!

THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS!

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The natives are restless on the Morton forum after ‘Ray’ deliberately fielded an under strength side against the Sons of the Rock last night.

There can be no defence of that cynical premeditated decision which arguably flouts S.P.F.L. regulations.

Once again, the Board of Directors has treated the ever diminishing loyal fan base with shocking disdain.

Nothing has happened in the last eight weeks to alter Mortonjag’s original assessment!

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UP NEXT FOLKS – WHO’S BEEN KEEKING AT MORTONJAG’S BLOG?

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THE VERDICT!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum.

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THE VERDICT

Unanimously found:

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to twelve months’ starvation diet.

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F.A.O. GREENOCK MORTON TRUST MEMBERS AND DEBENTURE HOLDERS…

.. AND SPECIFICALLY F.A.O. TRUST CHAIRMAN ALLAN FEENEY AND HIS COMMITTEE.

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THE G.M.S.T. COMMITTEE IS JOINTLY AND INDIVIDUALLY

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OF ENDORSING EX-CHAIRMAN ROBINSON’S PROVEN CRIMINALITY.

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Ex – chairman Robinson’s failed Trust Deed scam and criminal abuse of the justice system have done the Trust inestimable damage. The Trust’s solicitor  has confirmed that all instructions were taken with your full delegated authority, which leaves you jointly and severally culpable.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER INDEED.

Last year, believing that ex-Chairman Robinson was acting ultra vires, Mortonjag formally invited you to clarify your position. Two separate ‘recorded delivery’ letters to the Secretary and a further to Cllr. McEleny (who soon resigned) were ignored. Secretary Sellar instead passed the correspondence to ex-chairman Robinson who later described them as ‘harassment’. Those facts are incontrovertible. You have let the membership down very badly indeed in cow-towing to a criminal.

When Sheriff Hall disallowed expenses on 9th May, the Monkey and Fing knew that for some reason he had not seen all of the evidence. They requested a second opinion, and a meeting took place in chambers last Thursday to discuss submissions to the Appeal Court. Sheriff Hall personally confirmed to Mortonjag that he is now privy to all relevant documentation.

During that meeting, Mortonjag cited evidence which proves that Blair and Bryden were instructed dishonestly, and suggested that they had been ‘led up the garden path’ by the ex-Trust Chairman.

Mr. Harvey did not disagree, and offered no objection to Mortonjag’s proposed adjustments relating  to Sheriff Hall’s draft ‘stated case’ for the Appeal Court.

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Ex-chairman Robinson’s fatally flawed action was dismissed by the court because the Trustee had been assigned adjudication at the Trust’s request.

The trustee confirmed that AFTER EXAMINING IDENTICAL EVIDENCE TO THAT SUBMITTED TO COURT, he had invalidated the unsubstantiated claim and removed the G.M.S.T. from the creditors’ list.

For the avoidance of doubt, the Trustee was obliged to examine ALL of the evidence which included the submissions of both agents and all witness statements from both parties. G.M.S.T. v Gallacher was purportedly a ‘debt recovery’ action, and the Trustee was fully qualified to examine all evidence before reaching a conclusion which was done under scrutiny by the Accountant in Bankruptcy. Mortonjag’s readers will recall that three of the Trust’s witnesses were guilty of making perjurious signed statements.

Mr. Gallacher is due full re-reimbursement of his legal expenses under Rule 105 of the Trust constitution, and a date is now awaited for the hearing of an appeal which is expected to succeed.

The G.M.S.T. committee must address the fact that ex – Chairman Robinson’s illegitimate manipulations have been discredited by the Trustee and the Court, and are now subject to further investigation. His ‘professional aegis’ is gone with the wind.

The ex-Chairman’s criminality is not new. He fraudulently submitted a claim on a Trust Deed in the full knowledge that no debt existed and to the detriment of proven creditors. He did so to alter the course of justice by preventing a hearing of G.M.S.T. v Gallacher in November 2011 because he knew the Trust was about to lose.

For several years the deceitful Morton F.C. Director has swayed opinion and adulterated the judicial process on the strength of his professional ‘standing’ and repeatedly made false statements in various media.

Within a three hour period, the following statements appeared on the now vanished official Trust forum. Those were merely the ‘tip of an iceberg’!

Simultaneously, non Trust members who openly questioned or challenged Mr. Robinson’s ‘authority’, were sent false information in unsolicited personal messages. All evidence has been retained for further investigation. 

by Nick.Robinson » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:39 pm

A couple of points on the discussion on here.

We should not now go to a proof. I do not believe that doing so will enhance or damage the reputation of the trust any more that not doing so but what is clear is that if the matter goes to proof it will cost us significantly more in our own legal costs than we can now recover. The facts are that if we win, we will only stand to gain a few pence in the pound at best. Jim Gallacher had no right to defend this case. Those rights vested in his trustee whom it seems, knew nothing about the claim until advised by me and consequently all of the legal costs expended by both sides and the court’s time have been wasted.

MR. GALLACHER DEFENDED THE CASE AND WON. THE ACTION WAS DISMISSED IN HIS FAVOUR ON 9TH MAY.

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 I wonder who knew about Jim’s trust deed? It seems to me that the principal advisors here are damned either way. If Ernie did not know, his client has let him down fairly badly as the trust deed has major ramifications for the case. If he did know then his egotistical all seeing eye has failed to grasp some fundamentals of insolvency law and knowing and not disclosing it shows him for the manipulative and disturbed creep that he is. In either case, I think he can kiss goodbye to the costs incurred to date and explain that down under. 

MR. GALLACHER’S PRINCIPAL ADVISER WAS HIS SOLICITOR’S INSOLVENCY DEPARTMENT WHOSE ADVICE THAT THE G.M.S.T. WAS NOT A CREDITOR WAS CONFIRMED WHEN THE TRUSTEE REJECTED THE CLAIM.

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Its a truism that many solicitors have only the vaguest understanding of insolvency but both of Jim’s solicitors to date should have known enough to be aware that the simplest way to have the action dropped would have been to inform the trust of the trust deed. Did they therefore know about it? Had we known about it, the case would not have proceeded and it was not recorded in the Register of Insolvencies when I checked in November 2010 prior to the case starting. To say as he did on Monday the trust deed was in the public domain is simplistic by the solicitor. He should know that his client has no locus to defend the case. 

THAT WAS A BLATANT LIE AS CONFIRMED BY THE ACCOUNTANT IN BANKRUPTCY! THE TRUST DEED HAD ALREADY BEEN PROPERLY ANNOUNCED IN THE EDINBURGH GAZETTE IN OCTOBER 2010.

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I think you are missing the point guys. It is no longer legally competent for us to pursue Jim Gallacher any more than he has any locus to continue. Our debt is now the responsibility of his trustee and there is a defined legal process for us to follow laid out in the Bankruptcy (Scotland) Act 1985 to make our claim, the trustee to adjudicate on it and us to appeal if we think that necessary. What needs to happen now is for proceedings to be brought to a close as soon as possible and the facts are that the costs incurred by everyone, the trust and Jim should never have been incurred and I lay the blame for that firmly at the door of one man and its not Jim Gallacher!

ALL COSTS INCURRED BY MR. GALLACHER WERE THE RESULT OF A FRIVOLOUS AND VEXATIOUS LEGAL ACTION, ABUSE OF HIS TRUST DEED BY A NON- CREDITOR, AND A SUBSEQUENT ATTEMPT TO PERVERT THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. MORTONJAG LAYS THE BLAME FOR THAT FIRMLY AT THE DOOR OF ONE MAN AND IT IS NOT PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE.

In May of this year, in the mistaken belief that his criminality had escaped detection, ex-Chairman Robinson engaged with the ‘guys’ on the fans’ message board, where he continued to lie about the facts of the court case. 

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THE ONLY REASON THE CASE WAS BROUGHT BACK TO COURT WAS FOR DISMISSAL IN MR. GALLACHER’S FAVOUR.
THE TRUST LOST THE MOMENT THE TRUSTEE REJECTED THE CLAIM!
AN IRONIC LECTURE ON ‘MORALITY’ FROM A PROVEN CRIMINAL LIAR AND , TO ILLUSTRATE THE POINT, ELEVEN WEEKS LATER THERE IS STILL NO SIGN OF THE PROMISED CIRCULAR WHILE THIS YEAR’S A.G.M. IS NOW LONG OVERDUE.

THE AFFAIRS OF THE G.M.S.T. ARE BEING CAREFULLY MONITORED.

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From the constitution:

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More:

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On 9th May, the Trust’s civil action was dismissed because an unsubstantiated claim had been invalidated by a Trustee, and removed from the list of creditors. Here’s what the Scottish Courts’ website says about dismissal:

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FACTS:

1/ On 9th May, in Greenock Sheriff Court, the pursuer stated untruthfully that the Trustee had not adjudicated on the pursuer’s claim. He HAD! He subsequently invalidated the pursuer’s claim and removed it from the creditors list after the Accountant in Bankruptcy investigated the administration of the Trust Deed.

2/ On 9th May, in Greenock Sheriff Court, the pursuer lied to the court, claiming to have done due diligence before raising the action. The pursuer had not. The pursuer’s account has been refuted by an official statement from the Accountant in Bankruptcy.

3/ In reaching a decision to withhold expenses from the defender, Sheriff Hall was apparently unaware of critical documentation from the former, and relied substantially on fraudulent statements designed to pervert the course of justice.

4/ Mr. Gallacher has always been entitled to re-reimbursement of full legal expenses under the provisions of Rule 105 of the Trust constitution.

ONCE AGAIN – F.A.O. G.M.S.T. CHAIRMAN – ALLAN FEENEY, SECRETARY – MARY SELLAR, AND COMMITTEE MEMBERS – RYAN DEEGAN, CLAIRE MELVILLE, AND LAURA WOHLGEMUTH
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The issue of expenses is now to be decided by the Sheriff Appeal Court, and a hearing date is awaited.

You are constitutionally obliged to update the membership on the Trust’s exposure to a potential award of £21k, and to convene an A.G.M. without further delay.

Members require reassurance that provision has been made for the contingent debt of £21k, and will seek clarification regarding a reported transfer of a substantial sum of money from the Trust’s account while an appeal is pending. 

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G.M.S.T. v GALLACHER HAS BECOME A VERY SERIOUS MATTER INDEED, WHICH WILL NOT ‘GO AWAY’,

THE OUTCOME IS GUARANTEED TO STIMULATE PUBLIC INTEREST.

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