COCKY WEE PIG!

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Strapadictomy has taken the Morton Forum bum boys by storm, with PORKY PAUL Johnstone the latest to don ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s gear!

Perhaps Dr.Strange or his cretinous bearded companion will be next –

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– and God forbid that the craze catches on with the Morton Trust committee or are they too busy preparing for their EIGHT MONTHS OVERDUE 2018 A.G.M? 

HI ALLAN

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Yesterday Police Scotland allegedly swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body had been discovered in the boot of a taxi. It is understood that an arrest may be imminent!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!

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