Just when you thought ‘Johnny Liar’ Black would ride Christine all the way through the pearly gates, it appears that he’s a closet knob jockey.
Allegedly, on a recent undercover trip to Inverclyde to update the Bum Boys on his ‘Harry’ dossier, the Clane Clouseau donned VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s kit to squeals of pleasure from PORKY PAUL Johnstone!
Elsewhere, Police Scotland have swooped on a house in Wemyss Bay after an emaciated trussed body was discovered in the boot of a taxi.
Finally, having received complimentary tickets for Saturday’s match at Inverness, Mortonjag and LinwoodTON intend to catch up on a few old friends.
MORE SOON FOLKS.