AN EVIL HOAX!

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Seems that ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’s ‘rocket penis’ was an evil hoax, and that the poor soul is in fact scheduled for amputation and strapadictomy. All at the Monkey House send good pre-operative wishes!

Sex toy strapon for role play. Doodle style

That’ll be the end of the twisted wee dick and it’s put a big smile on PORKY PAUL’S face!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!

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