ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’S new organ is to be grafted on this coming Monday. After the twisted wee dick has been removed it will take pride of place in the Morton Hall of Fame beside Douglas Rae and other pricks. ROUSELLE’s new penis is rocket shaped, and bum chum PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE is reportedly ‘Over the moon’!
Meanwhile the begging bowl has been out again down Cappielow way, and Mortonjag will observe with interest the response from various freaks, should Mr. Johansson ‘bring home the bacon’ this afternoon!
MORE SOON FOLKS!