THE PRICK HAS BEEN SENT OFF

Great news folks, ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’S brand spanking new organ has been despatched, and after some cosmetic ‘adjustments’, this will become a thing of the past!

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Meanwhile on PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE’S morton forum, the cash register has been ticking away merrily as  the intelligentsia attack a hapless manager lumbered with budgetary constraint and a squad of jobbers and oldies.

Hark at Prof Dungbin, Dr. Strange and other poofy freaks

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lecturing to the brain damaged, when stark reality has been staring folk in the face ever since dearly departed Douglas took the hump at the lack of friends!

Here’s Mortonjag’s pre-season assessment, and here’s Scrooge Rae’s budgetary hatchet man – criminal Nicholas Robinson who destroyed the fans’ Trust to bolster his position on the Ton scene.

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Nice Nick is now as much a stranger to the fans’ forum as he is to the truth!

Genuine Ton fans will continue to vote with their feet until Crawford Rae takes his fudge and humbug back to Fort Matilda and hopefully drops Robinson in boiling sugar!

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