It’s still advertised on the main Greenock Morton F.C. website but the fans’ trust is DEAD – killed by a big fat TOAD who is now murdering the club itself with crazy budgetary constraint while millionaire owner Crawford Rae makes more money and sweeties – clearly giving not a fuck about Morton F.C!


The Trust members voted with their feet and the same is now happening down Sinclair Street way while PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE, POOFY VAN BUMSHAFTEN and other Rae apologists sook toadstool, and the forum pondlife agonise over the fate of a hapless manager lumbered with broken cast offs and bargain basement jobbers.