Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum,
The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:
1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).
2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.
3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.
Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum – ‘AH ONLY DONE IT ‘COS TOBY MADE ME’.
The tribunal jointly chaired by their Lordships Monkey and Fing unanimously found Mr. Johnstone.
Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to life membership of the Brown Nosed Bum Boys Brigade and a shot of Toby’s bugle every Saturday evening.