Mortonjag’s ever expanding band of followers may recall that in the Halloween quiz – despite entries from all around the globe including one from a F.I.F.A. world cup medal winner, only two were correct, with Alan R’s ‘That fat tit from Arkleston’ just caught at the post by Kyle McG. of Skelmorlie, with ‘Dean’s poofy partner Paul.’
‘What does Allan Feeney use to treat his genital warts?’ (the tiebreaker) foiled them though! ‘Wire brush and dettol’, and ‘Warticon like Mummy uses’ were incorrect, so the fabulous prize has been rolled over until the Monkey’s Christmas quiz.
No Morton supporter in his right mind could resist the chance to win criminal director Nick Robinson’s beautiful leather bound tetralogy – the epic tale of lies and corruption as he used and abused innocent Jim Gallacher in order to further his lifelong ambition to serve tea at hospitality!
Full details soon folks along with an update on that BUMSHASTARD ENCOUNTER!