On Sunday evening last, Morton Forum owner PORKY Paul Johnstone – a.k.a.
Capitanus Capitalist – a.ka. URINE – was so pissed off by drooping interest in his flaccid organ –
– that the self-destructive wee troll once again spammed his own message board with ‘random pictures of frogs’!
Within minutes, however, Fairy Van Bumshaften had flown to the rescue.
One wave of that twisted little stick, and the offending amphibia were gone with a big –
– only to be replaced by the spamming vegetable that is:
MORE SOON FOLKS!