AVARUS PORCUS !

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The Morton Forum weans have been much better behaved since PORKY PAUL’s conversion from troll to entrepreneur – unsurprising when he, VAN BUMSHAFTEN, BASTARD JONES, and their various aliases were the major offenders.

Now that it’s all about ad-clicks and LUVLY MUNNY, ‘houndings’ will be a thing of the past, the resident pond life will become diluted by  returning  posters, and one may even see the RULES  applied, though they remain almost as obscure as ‘admin’ itself!!

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One may not make ‘offensive’ posts or name other posters, and ‘abuse’ is strictly prohibited, although exceptions will still apply for the simple minded.

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Dora Dungbin’s an unusual offender, but ‘Colin Darroch’ wraps them all around his little finger, and like sex-starved rabbits they keep bouncing back for more!

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If you crave countless chuckles, it just has to be The Morton Forum, and for aficionados of farce, what of this?

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As is his wont, the hugely popular Morton Director is presumed to have responded personally to all of those ‘many friends’!

Meanwhile, it’s amazing what a little extra dosh does for the confidence!

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MORE SOON FOLKS!