Contestants were invited to identify the individual pictured above, before answering a ‘tie-breaker’ question – ‘What does Allan Feeney use to treat his genital warts?’ –
– and he’s none other than new Morton Forum supremo PORKY Paul Johnstone, letting it all hang out in sunny Salou. Those ad-clicks fairly mount up!
Despite entries from all around the globe including one from a F.I.F.A. world cup medal winner, only two were correct, with Alan R’s ‘That fat tit from Arkleston’ just caught at the post by Kyle McG. of Skelmorlie, who had ‘Dean’s poofy partner Paul.’
The tie-breaker foiled them though! ‘Wire brush and dettol’, and ‘Warticon like Mummy uses’ were incorrect, so the fabulous prize will now be rolled over until the Monkey’s Christmas quiz.
Here’s Fing’s favourite!
MORE SOON FOLKS!