Imagine that your job’s just taken you from London to Inverclyde. Not wanting to miss out on your customary Saturday football, you investigate the local team’s official website.
5 – 0 isn’t too promising, but you decide to find out more by clicking the front page link to the Supporters’ Trust.
Despite some inspiring stuff, and that Greenock Morton F.C. front page advert, the site hasn’t been updated for the better part of a year, and Facebook and Twitter are equally deserted. Sensing a mistake, you decide to contact the Trust, only to discover a P.O.Box or a form to launch into cyberspace. ‘Who can be responsible for this veritable shambles?’, you wonder.
Apparently a Chairman with ‘A degree in management’ has allowed the Supporters’ Trust to go to rack and ruin, and a further half hour’s reading of ‘The Morton Forum’ convinces you that this Club is a must to avoid!
Little did you know as you tried to make sense of those semi-literate blabberings of the hard of thinking, that the drunken Trust Chairman was yet again assuming the moral high ground!
Is Allan Feeney really the Morton Trust Chairman or does he just ‘kid on’?
MORE SOON FOLKS!