One cannot help but admire the subtle deflection tactics of that smart bunch on the Morton forum!
What with denigration of Partick Thistle and dissection of David Hopkin’s management career, Motormouth Hawke must wonder what’s happened to the Rubber Snake Show, but rest assured, ‘Grangemouth’ is an evil organisation directed by criminal perjurers, and managed by the devil incarnate!
This Saturday remains the BIG day folks and don’t forget to arrive early. A quick flash of your wee snake and you’ll have instant access to the seething Cappielow crucible.
It transpires that October 20th is ‘Dead Relatives Day’ in Ireland, so that’ll be yet another ‘No show’ from Bible John and his undercover team! Quel dommage!
MORE SOON FOLKS!