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Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum,
The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:
1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).
2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.
3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.
Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum.
Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to twelve months’ starvation diet.
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