On this glorious August morning in the Howe of Fife, Mortonjag invites his ever growing readership to contemplate the virtue of PATIENCE!
It is plainly arrogant to expect victory against the almighty Staggies of Dingwall – that veritable hamlet whose population is less than half that of Largs!
Rome was not built in a day and Greenock Morton is only into match three of a 108 match campaign!
Crawford Rae and his very excellent Board of Directors should not be subjected to this sort of drivel.
After all, everyone knows that he’s strapped for cash!
To the more serious business of the mysterious MJJ, and the Monkey and Fing have established a connection with Iona, from where St. Columba banned frogs and SNAKES!
MORE SOON FOLKS!
WELL WELL WELL – Things are looking up. Can it be that ‘Wur gonnae win the league’?