THE VERDICT!

THE ACCUSED

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THE CHARGE

Persistent, gratuitous trolling of The Morton Forum, 

THE EVIDENCE. 

The prosecution cites – inter alia – the following:

1/ Transmutation of ‘Nickhead’ to ‘A club director’. (Now known as ‘Uncle Nick’).

2/ Allusions to ‘Pylon touchers’, ‘Mueslis’, ‘Gypsies’, and ‘Nonces’.

3/ The blatant instance of ‘casual’ racism depicted.

THE DEFENCE

Mr. Johnstone’s defence to the charge of persistent gratuitous trolling of the Morton Forum.

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THE VERDICT

Unanimously found:

guilty

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THE SENTENCE

Their Lordships sentenced Mr. Johnstone to twelve months’ starvation diet.

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