STONY BROKE!

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Greenock Morton F.C. is controlled by a very rich man who – by all accounts – is capable of funding a successful promotion challenge THIS COMING SEASON.

Crawford Rae’s stated ‘dream’ – to reward his failing 87 year old father IN THREE YEARS’ TIME – appears insincere to the point of farce, but conditioned by decades of failure, an apathetic and diminishing fan base now hails mediocrity as the norm.

For ‘sustainability’ read ‘Ah’m stony broke’.

For ‘#together’ read ‘Bring a friend’.

For ‘budget’ read ‘peanuts’.

For Duffy read McKinnon.

In the inimitable words of Porky Paul Johnstone:

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WELCOME TO SEASON 2018 – 2019 AND MORE OF THE SAME!

 

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