‘Sean Donnelly is deemed to have placed £200 in the bucket.’
‘Stuart Duncan gave Mr. Gallacher £600 to pay the speakers.’
Thus claimed Greenock Morton Director and perverter of justice Nick Robinson in his preposterous ‘Mickey Mouse’ accounts which were discredited after the Accountant in Bankruptcy began to lean on his fellow bean counter and Trustee – Iain Forsyth!
To deem the impossible deem
To cite the unprovable ‘owe’
To claim the unclaimable borrow
To ten where two zeros should go
To prove I was right all along
That Willow stole dosh from the bar
To silence those Donnelly queries
No bucket was ‘lost’ in a car!!
This is my test
To bury ‘The Stars’
No matter how hapless
My Trust colleagues are
To fight for the right
Without question or pause
To be willing to serve tea to shites
For D.D.F.R.’s cause
And I know if I’ll only get through
That final defining court test
That my heart will lie peaceful and calm
And young Feeney can deal with the rest
And the Ton will be better for this
That one man with his head up his arse
Still strove with his last ounce of courage
To prove J.G. stole from ‘The Stars’.
TO DEEM THE IMPOSSIBLE DEEM!
MORE SOON FOLKS!