GREENOCK MORTON FAN OF THE WEEK NO.5.

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The Monkey and Fing have no hesitation in awarding this week’s coveted ‘gong’ to greenockmorton.org’s very own ‘Porky’ Paul Johnstone, the chubby little ‘sales executive’ who regularly eschews professional standards for the sake of a few green dots from sniggering like-minded dolts.

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Although Porky insists he’s no racist, his ‘Mueslis’ may disagree, and should you venture to challenge, be prepared to endure the unmoderated squealing of a stuck pig!

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Racist or not, here are some of his favourite snapshots….

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….and finally, he’s off to Easdale for another evening’s boring by Rousselle Van Bumshaften! 

 

 

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