THE PRICK HAS BEEN SENT OFF

Great news folks, ROUSSELLE VAN BUMSHAFTEN’S brand spanking new organ has been despatched, and after some cosmetic ‘adjustments’, this will become a thing of the past!

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Meanwhile on PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE’S morton forum, the cash register has been ticking away merrily as  the intelligentsia attack a hapless manager lumbered with budgetary constraint and a squad of jobbers and oldies.

Hark at Prof Dungbin, Dr. Strange and other poofy freaks

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lecturing to the brain damaged, when stark reality has been staring folk in the face ever since dearly departed Douglas took the hump at the lack of friends!

Here’s Mortonjag’s pre-season assessment, and here’s Scrooge Rae’s budgetary hatchet man – criminal Nicholas Robinson who destroyed the fans’ Trust to bolster his position on the Ton scene.

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Nice Nick is now as much a stranger to the fans’ forum as he is to the truth!

Genuine Ton fans will continue to vote with their feet until Crawford Rae takes his fudge and humbug back to Fort Matilda and hopefully drops Robinson in boiling sugar!

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ROUSSELLE’S NEW ORGAN

FULL DETAILS VERY SOON FOLKS!

MEANWHILE THE FARCE THAT IS GREENOCK MORTON MOVES ON WITH ITS CHARLATAN CHAIRMAN AND CRIMINAL B.O.D.

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Seemingly Crawford Rae and his board were all too easily ‘blown away’ and S.S. Scrooge is now drifting towards the rocks off Peterhead!

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WHO KILLED THE MORTON TRUST?

It’s still advertised on the main Greenock Morton F.C. website but the fans’ trust is DEAD – killed by a big fat TOAD who is now murdering the club itself with crazy budgetary constraint while millionaire owner Crawford Rae makes more money and sweeties – clearly giving not a fuck about Morton F.C!

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The Trust members voted with their feet and the same is now happening down Sinclair Street way while PORKY PAUL JOHNSTONE, POOFY VAN BUMSHAFTEN and other Rae apologists sook toadstool, and the forum pondlife agonise over the fate of a hapless manager lumbered with broken cast offs and bargain basement jobbers.

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COMING NEXT – POOFY VAN BUMSHAFTEN GETS A NEW PENIS!

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ALLOA – PATHETIC!

Anyone for a partly used early bird season ticket? Anyone for a farcical ‘Three Year Plan’? Anyone still want to kiss Crawford Rae’s arse? Anyone still giving credibility to the criminal who destroyed the fans’ Trust to feather his own nest?

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Hilarious to think that Crawfy Boy’s Aston Martin alone would pay for a season’s worth of striking talent! Even more hilarious that some clots still give the current B.O.D. ‘The time of day’!

It’s not their fault claims BUMSHAFTEN – the viperous EK pouffe – it’s a DISEASE, while ‘bum chum’ PORKY prescribes the cure. Anyone for a passé fans forum run by sick perverts for the benefit of their own pockets? Even Beaver Baxter  now hates the Raegime!

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The Rae family has made Greenock Morton F.C. a laughing stock in Scottish Football, but it’s still a convenient home for such BROWN NOSED ‘Bum boys’, scared to be seen anywhere near their local pubs and clubs, and when gates have bottomed at 700, PORKY and BUMSHAFTEN will presumably still be doing the same behind closed doors!

 

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THE MASTERBAKER

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In their ongoing investigation of the East Kilbride centred P-dough ring, the Monkey and Fing have focused attention on THE MASTERBAKER.

MORE VERY SOON with news of a dispute over the Christmas Quiz result.

 

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NUMBER 64

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Coming shortly folks, The Monkey and Fing investigate an alleged P-dough ring. at number 64!

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P-dough or just pouffé pastry? The lads are on the job!

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